Dive Club
Avast ye seadogs! If ye think yer worth yer salt, join the Pirate Dive Club.
We pillage, we plunder, we rifle and loot - dive deep me hardies, yo ho!
Join with other divers like yer self for some grub and grog - a festive time shall be had at the monthly parlay put on by the crew at Feet First Dive. Have a dive, have a laugh with yer mateys. Receive the latest scuttle-butt through the Pirate Dive Club newsletter.
All Pirate Dive Club members will get their share of loot
- 10% discount on shop wares (excluding cameras)
- A really cool club T-shirt
- Invitations to dive holidays to exotic locations
- 5 Free air-fills
There are three levels to the Pirate Dive Club - Swabbie, Mate and Topman. All members will automatically be given the status of a lowly "Swabbie".
Members can chose to increase their rank within the Pirate Dive Club by stating thar case at the monthly Pirate Dive Parlay. These applications (public humiliations!) will be voted upon by fellow Pirate Dive present:
- Swabbie - one vote
- Mate - two votes
- Topman - three votes
Benefits of moving up to "Mate" membership - increase number of free air fills (from 5 to 7) and 20% discount off boat dives. Plus the cudos of doubling yer voting power to stop those other bilge rats from joining your ranks.
The final membership level is that of the Topman - a very prestigious group of buccaneers who will have to prove their salt before getting a 20% off retail, a genuine imitation piece of eight, a vote thrice. How such worthiness proven is the subject of many rumours - stated to include nudity, ritual bodily marking and heaps and heaps of diving!
